They'll Let Anyone Run for Office These Daze.

Seriously.

I don't know that Dan Quayle's kid quite has the gravitas to carry off the "Barack Obama is the Worst. President. in History" line, let alone "I'm going to go to Washington and knock the hell out of the place." Oooo, I'm so sceered! Something tells me Ben Quayle got his ass kicked a few times at boarding school.