In yet another WTF? Republican moment, former Senator Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum warns America to beware of the "Bolivarian socialists in Central and South America." Once again, in the ongoing debate between "Are They Lying?" and "Are They Stupid?," we still can't make a reasonable determination, though it's perfectly clear these manipulative, cynical Republican candidates believe quite fully in the dull ignorance and easy pliability of their shallow and completely uniformed constituency. This freaky statement opens with simple utter lunacy and concludes with the most treacly of jingoistic platitudes. "Bolivarian Socialists???"