12.04.2008

Conservapedia: Barack Obama

The first two paragraphs of the Conservapedia entry on President-elect Barack Obama:

Barack Hussein Obama II (allegedly born in Honolulu,[1][2][3] August 4, 1961) served as a first-term Democratic Senator from Illinois (2004-2008) and then, along with his running mate Senator Joseph Biden, won the presidential election[4] after twenty-three months of campaigning, raising and spending an unprecedented $650 million, most of which came from anonymous donors. An apparent Muslim, Obama could use the Koran when he is sworn into office.[5]

Obama has espoused the socialist idea of "spreading the wealth,"[6] in other words raising the tax rates on business and the wealthy to a burdensome level in order to redistribute their income to low income individuals, many of whom don't currently pay income taxes.[7] His health care plan forces employers to purchase health care or pay a fine and will force many into a poorly run single payer system.[8] To announce his trip to Berlin in July 2008, Obama used posters which show a marked similarity to posters of Lenin.[9] During Obama's youth in Hawaii, he developed a strong, almost Father/Son relationship with Frank Marshall Davis, a known Communist[10]. For these reasons and others, he is generally considered to hold Marxist/Socialist views - views directly contrary to those of most Americans. And it is because of these beliefs that he has kept hidden from the view of the general public that many are suspicious of his agenda for the future of the US.

Read the whole thing for tons of wingnut comedy gold.

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