7.29.2007

TMI on Mini-Dubya's Big Little Package

More than you needed to know about the mini-Dubya flight-suit doll:




By far the most compelling confirmation of the phallic meaning of the
president's aircraft-carrier cakewalk was found on the hot-selling "George W.
Bush Top Gun action figure" manufactured by Talking Presidents. I originally
ordered one to use as part of the cover design for this book. The studly
twelve-inch flyboy not only comes with a helmet and visor, goggles and oxygen
mask, but underneath his flight suit is a full "basket" --- a genuine fake
penis, apparently constructed with lifelike silicone.




But leave it to Digby to link that bit of nonsense to the GOP's child-like worship of Frederick of Hollywood.





I've been calling them The Baby Party for a long time. They are now
literally reverting to infancy.


These Republicans need to see some professionals about this problem. Tiny
silicone penises on action dolls and fantasies of a big gruff manly man with a
"strong pair of hands to hold us" are cries for help and this country needs to
hold a massive intervention. November 2008 sound good to you?




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