ACK!-centuate the Positive

With yesterday's departure of Frothy Mix Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich has Ritt Momney right where he wants him:

"It's now a 2 person race."

Santorum Out.

Can only be good news for Newt.

Matthews on the GOP Civil War: "Mishegoss"

Chris Matthews clearly loves politics, and he does hyperbole better than anyone else covering the scene. Here he is explaining what lies ahead for Mitt Romney in the wake of his total destruction of whatever was left of Newt Gingrich's character and reputation in Florida: "MISHEGOSS."

Hint: Newt will be playing the Samuel L. Jackson role.

"N-to-the-E-to-the-Dubba-yoo-T"

SNAP!

Quite possibly the most devastating ad Mitt Romney could ever run against Newt Gingrich, and it doesn't say a work about Mitt save for his "approval" at the end.

Shorter version: Newt Gingrich is not qualified for the Oval Office.

Everyone Hates Newt.

Even irascible old Bob Dole is shaking his pen at the Republican Party's most cantankerous worst presidential candidate ever.

Xmas in January?

Good Lord the Republican nomination race is off the rails nuts, so things could change in a heartbeat, but it looks like a real possibility that Newt Gingrich -- NEWT GINGRICH -- may end up being the GOP's pick to run against Barack Obama this fall.

I mean, WTF? RUFingkiddingme??

SCHMIDT: Look, I think, not only are we not moving towards a coalescing of support by the Republican establishment for Newt Gingrich, we're probably moving toward the declaration of war on Newt Gingrich by the Republican establishment. And if Newt Gingrich is able to win the Florida primary, you will see a panic and a meltdown of the Republican establishment that is beyond my ability to articulate in the English language.

People will go crazy and you will have this five week period until the Super Tuesday states which is going to be as unpredictable, tumultuous as any period in modern American politics. It will be a remarkable thing to watch should that happen in Florida.

Daily Show on the Rise of Gingrich

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Newt's Worst Week Ever Continues

I'm not sure which is worse, having ABBA's "Dancing Queen" as your cell prone ringer, or explaining that ABBA's "Dancing Queen" is on your cell phone ringer because "Mama Mia" is your favorite movie.

Newt Gingrich is Having the Worst. Week. Evah!

Click here to see the beady-eyed, square-headed reptile and his lovely wife get fully GLITTER-BOMBED by a gay rights protester in Minneapolis. At the rate he's going, Newt's insipid incipient "candidacy" could very well be over by Flag Day.