We'll know for sure on Saturday. Saturday's the day, comes the Rapture. May 21 is the day we’ll finally be rid of this guy; and these people; and them; and him; and her; and him. Saturday’s the day I can pick up that sweet ride I’ve had my eye on because the "Christian" dude who owns it is heading heavenward (he hopes!). Come to think of it, maybe I can pick up one of his sweet hats too!
Yes, Saturday’s the day we heathens finally get the world to ourselves. And without religion mucking things up, you can bet it will be a much, much better place.
ThanksbetoGod.
The people charging to take care of your pets and send email to your non-believer friends/family "post-rapture" are brilliant! I like the fact that since the rapture should be happening Saturday, the pet guy raised his fees!
ReplyDeleteAlso, the picture from your link to "these people" is hilarious. Do you think the guy in the middle realizes what the guys flanking him have on their t-shirts?
I guess I didn't really mean "these people," I mean the one tool in between "those people!" BTW, that tool is the same guy as the first "this guy."
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