They Needed Killin'

Wingnut logic: Global warming, a nascent, ongoing environmental disaster as professed by the vast majority of climate scientists, is a falsehood. And how do we know this? Because the claim that global warming is endangering the grizzly bear habitat -- and forcing the creatures to encroach on human environs -- is in reality evidence of the biblical prophecy that the presence of "savage beasts" is sign there is a curse upon the land. So the biblical curse is to be believed, not the scientific method. Or something. You betcha.