Hey look everybody! We've got our own Sarah Palin right here on the Central Coast of California! Meet Etta Waterfield. She's got the teabagger vote locked up; she's against taxes in every instance; she's pro-life...and pro-death penalty; she received the endorsement of Arizona's Sheriff Joe Arpaio...and supports that state's anti-Hispanic American law; she opposes the "government takeover" of the nation's health care system. And she's looking to out-cuckoo Matt Kokkenen in the race for California's 33rd Assembly District.
She also afraid of any public appearances that aren't heavily stage-managed, as this story about one recent forum reveals.