Eurotrash Floppers

The best reason to be an American soccer fan? We don't tolerate any of that Eurotrash "flopping" bullshit. We don't like it when whiny Slovenians do it in basketball and we don't like it when some third-rate middie from the Ivory Coast drops like he got hit by a sniper to draw a yellow card against Brazil's best player. Our men stand tall, dish it out and take it with equal aplomb. And if when we win this thing, it'll be on our terms, American style...and that means no damn flopping and a big-ass party when we get home.


  1. I'm all with you on the complete diving bullshit - soccer players go down faster than, well, you fill in the blank - but "when" we win this thing? Or did you mean when as in 2050?