
A 17-year-old kid crossed the "thin blue line" at Citizen's Bank Park last night and got
rocked with a taser gun in short left-centerfield.
Frank Rizzo would have been proud. The best part of the clip at the link comes after they cuff the little miscreant and then lift him to his feet. Just as they begin the long walk off the field you see the kid say: "Go Phils."
When I first heard that story, I was sure it was you. Then I read the quote where his dad said no drugs or alcohol were involved.
ReplyDeleteYou can only guess how many versions of that joke I've heard in the last 24 hours...
ReplyDeleteYou still ought to Put your face on that picture.
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