A 17-year-old kid crossed the "thin blue line" at Citizen's Bank Park last night and got rocked with a taser gun in short left-centerfield. Frank Rizzo would have been proud. The best part of the clip at the link comes after they cuff the little miscreant and then lift him to his feet. Just as they begin the long walk off the field you see the kid say: "Go Phils."
UPDATE: Word is he called his dad for permission before going on his mad dash.