They Write Letters

Pretty good day for wingnut Letters to the Editor in the local fishwrap. They may use crayon and spell a lot of words wrong, but they write letters...

Gore’s lies
Hey Al Gore:
How about returning the $100 million you took for your lies on “global warming” and send it to the people in the United States who are freezing?
Charlotte W.
Shell Beach

Run,Sarah, run!
The Tribune published a letter to the editor five years ago, sent in by my 12-year-old son. It stated that the thing my son liked best about George W. Bush was Bush’s ability “to run the Democrats up the wall.”

That is exactly the same reason we like Sarah Palin so much. She has the liberals moaning and groaning! They want so much for her to just go away. Why are they so afraid of her?

Run, Sarah, run!
Michael M.
Grover Beach

And here's a particularly good item from the Comments section on Michael M.'s letter:

That's pretty awesome that grown adults base their political preferences on the same criteria as do their 12-year-old children. And proudly so, at that. Mike Miller has literally said that a sixth grader knows all one needs to know about picking a candidate, an ideology, etc. I think his letter speaks volumes. --@jeretol