On Tiger

Pufferfish has a nice take on the whole Tiger Woods ibroglio...

In 1996, Earl [Woods] told Sports Illustrated that his son would someday be more important than Gandhi or Buddha, calling him “the Chosen One. He’ll have the power to impact nations.” Earl added: “The world will be a better place to live in by virtue of his existence… I know that I was personally selected by God himself to nurture this young man and bring him to the point where he can make his contribution to humanity. This is my treasure. Please accept it and use it wisely.”

Fuck me in the ear.