Potential Republican candidates for president in 2012. It's a vast wasteland of lightweights and hypocrites.
--Sarah Palin: dumb as a fence post; quit governorship of Alaska to show she's not a quitter.
--Mitt Romney: practicing Mormon (does the base even consider that Christianity?) with the political principles of a weather vane.
--Newt Gingrich: practicing lizard; thrice married, twice cheating, family values blowhard and recent convert to Catholicism.
--John Ensign: the Boy Senator; Promise-Keeper who forgot the promise.
--Mark Sanford: head-over-heels in love (with a woman other than his wife); notable achievements: hiked the Appalachian Trail all the way to Buenos Aires.
--Bobby Jindal: see Gilligan.
--Mike Huckabee: see Gomer Pyle.
7.12.2009
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Of the bunch, Huckabee is the only one with a shot (at the nomination). Who doesn't like Gomer Pyle?
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