For those without the time or the inclination to watch the insufferable Sunday morning talk shows, The Bobblespeak Translations does all the hard work for you...Here's a taste of Bobblespeak liveblogging from Meet the Press:
Gregory: what unpopular things will you do?
Obama: I’ve already made alot of tough choices
Gregory: like you finally told those dirty public option-loving hippies to fuck off - and I loved it!
Obama: no I didn’t liar
Gregory: ok so what will you do people will hate?
Obama: I’m going to force people to buy health insurance
Gregory: yeah but that’s easy - health insurance is cheap
Obama: no it isn’t
Gregory: [ blow drys hair ] sorry what?
Obama: and I conceded on tort reform and many other Republican ideas
Gregory: but when are you really taking on the dirty leftist hippies???
Obama: maybe you haven’t been paying attention but I gave the GOP everything they wanted!
Gregory: but you haven’t resigned!
Obama: um,, no
Gregory: or put hippies in internment camps where they belong!
Obama: give me another six months
Gregory: is Jimmy Carter right that all your opponents are racists?
Obama: no - some of them are just out of their fucking minds
Gregory: but just to be clear are you saying there is no racism in America or that everyone in America is a racist?
Obama: Rahm Emmanuel told me you were a moron
Gregory: but you’re blackness is so controversial!
Obama: this is catnip to idiots like you
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