Flyswatter

That's all Obama needs to deal with McCain's lame attacks...

OBAMA: "I'm happy to talk to you too, Joe... Here's your fine: Zero."
McCAIN: "Zero?!?"
OBAMA: "Zero. You won't pay a fine because...I exempt small businesses."
McCAIN: Blink.Blink.Blink.Blink.Blink.Blink.Blink.

[What was it Sarah Palin said about not blinking?]