Openers

Jesus' General has a fun post asking people to name their favorite opening lines in songs. The winner of their little informal survey:

She's a very kinky girl,

The kind you don't take home to mother.

The General notes one of my faves:

"Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine."

And I also kind of like these:

"Well I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused."



"I am an antichrist."



"I was dreamin' when I wrote this, so 'scuse me if it goes astray."



"There must be some kinda way outta here, said the joker to the thief."



"Tommy used to work on the docks."



"I was born in a cross-fire hurricane."



"Hey, Ho, Let's Go!"



Check out the rest at the General's page, or post your favorite opening lines in the comments.