All Juiced Up

I've got some bad news for ya. The media and the cable news channels are going to find this OJ thing irresistible. Once the trial gets started, it's going to be wall-to-wall OJ for months. The only people who can be happy about that are Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. I promise to avoid it here, unless there's some truly compelling element, such as he confesses to KILLING HIS WIFE AND HER WAITER FRIEND.