Beer Thirty

On my walk into work today there was a guy trying to jaywalk just as a big semi and three buses were all rumbling down the street in succession. After hip-hopping around impatiently and trying to dart out between bus #2 and bus #3 he finally made it across after all. "Whew," he said to me, "It's Miller time!"




It was 7:15 a.m. If only.