7.31.2007

Big man, pig man, haha, charade you are

With Bill O'Reilly still on his jihad against Daily Kos this week, the lefty blogosphere has been firing back.




For starters, DKos has been data mining O'Reilly's own site for hateful posts by his aged, grammatically-challenged, xenophobic viewers/listeners. You won't be surprised to learn it was a pretty shallow mine. Here are a few samples:


Posted By: Navigator (3950 posts) 21 Jul 2007 - 3:38 PM PT
Reply: RE: Future San Francisco Disasters
Given their distaste for the
Federal Government and in particular the Military, IMO we should strike now by
letting our legislators know they should propose and pass a law that when the
next disaster strikes San Francisco "WE" the government WILL NOT assist in any
way shape or form.




Posted By: D. Morgan Saunders (2510 posts) 21 Jul 2007 - 3:22 PM PT
Reply: RE: The O'Reilly Factor (Fri 07/20) - Who's looking out for John Doe?,
Handling criminal aliens on the local level, more...
The Democrats Are Weak
On Defense - The "Do Nothing Congress" - * And Moan - While Our Troops ( Our
Loved Ones ) put their heart and soul on the line 24-7-365 - While our borders
are wide open for more terrorists to join their brothers right here in our own
back-yard - our Homeland! I certainly Agree - Until all these "Towel Heads"
Stand-Up for America and Its Citizens - They Can All Go To Hell - And Get The
Hell-Out-Of-Our-Country!! Thank "God" for Sean Hannity - Rush - Larry Kudlow -
and Bill O'Reilly- for keeping America Great and Safe! Most of us are "Proud To
Be American's" We love our Freedom and Country! May God Continue To Bless
America - Our President - Our Government - Its Citizens - AND OUR TROOPS!!




Posted By: Monty (2615 posts) 11 Jul 2007 - 5:27 PM PT Reply: RE: The
O'Reilly Factor (Wed 07/11) - The culture war goes to the ballpark, Should we be
worried about terrorism?, Drugs, cheating and sports, more...
I have been to
many ballgames and I never saw heterosexuals slobbering over each other all over
the place. There might be a few who do it, but it was obvious that the
homosexuals were doing what they always do when they have a stage and that is
flaunt their fagginess to an "in your face extreme".



Another (unattributed):
Harry Reid playing politics? I wonder who's pulling his strings... I am ready
for the new surge. Oh Keep your guns loaded. Mine are.
If she wins which
hopefully she won't. My guns are loaded for the revolt are yours??
President
Hillary Rodham Clinton no way I am keeping my guns loaded if she is elected
because there will be a civil war.



And:


They hate children-abortion-sexual perverts-hate the military thus hate us and
the US.



And:


Maybe it's time to burn down the capitol building like Hitler did with the
Reichstag building.



Nice, huh?




Now, you may recall the case of Andrea Makris v. Bill O'Reilly? Well, a while back this paragon of certitude and virute found himself in a little legal trouble. It seems he was harassing this woman, Andrea Makris, by calling her on the telephone and engaging in... shall we say... one-sided phone sex. Bill's real problems -- aside from the psycho-sexual ones -- began when he learned Makris had taped the phone calls. He quickly settled her lawsuit, and the tapes were never heard. But the transcripts were filed in court as part of the case.




Here are some highlights (and as a word of caution, you may want to hide the children before reading on):


Line 78, in which the falafel appears: You would basically be in the shower and
then I would come in and I'd join you and you would have your back to me and I
would take that little loofa thing and kinda' soap up your back ... rub it all
over you, get you to relax, hot water .... and um ... you know, you'd feel the
tension drain out of you and uh you still would be with your back to me then I
would kinda' put my arm -- it's one of those mitts those loofa mitts you know,
so I got my hands in it ... and I would put it around front, kinda' rub your
tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage
your boobs, get your nipples really hard ... 'cuz I like that and you have
really spectacular boobs....



So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard,
kinda' kissing your neck from behind ... and then I would take the other hand
with the falafel (sic) thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do
it really light, just kind of a tease business...



That's Bill O'Reilly people!! [As an added bonus, he doesn't know the difference between a loofa and a falafel!] Hit the link, there's much more comedy gold there.




And from the sublime to the absurd (sic), one entrprising composer has written an entire baroque oratorio -- I'm not kidding -- based on the Makris v. O'Reilly case.


The music is quite good.

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