Time is Relative

My favorite part of last week's Anthony Weiner press conference (the one in which he again humiliated his wife and admitted sending more wiener-shots even after he'd been caught the first time) was the way he he oh-so-cavalierly opened the event:
"Goooood...uh...{checks watch intently}....good afternoon everyone."

At the time it was 5:36pm local time.

The extended glance at the watch is just dripping with "self-important assholishness."

"I'm so busy," he seems to be saying, "that I don't even know whether it's morning or afternoon."

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