If Sports Scores Were Recorded Under the Rules of the United States Senate

Yesterday's score: San Antonio 91 -- Los Angeles 79.

Under the arcane and confounding rules of the United States Senate, that's a big win for the undermanned, over-matched, underdog Lakers.  

Other losers big winners include the Atlanta Hawks, who put up 90 points against the Pacers' 107, and the Milwaukee Bucks and Houston Rockets, who scored a disappointing 87 and 91 points respectively in losses big wins against the Miami Heat and Oklahoma City Thunder.  

Thank you Harry Reid!!