Deepest, Darkest Secret

I used to love Ted Nugent back when I was in high school. 

There. I've said it. 

I had half a dozen Motor City Douchebag albums. I think my yearbook quote says something along the lines of "Ted Nugent rocks! Disco sucks!" Now, don't get me wrong, I also loved AC/DC, Thin Lizzy and Led Zeppelin, not to mention the Sex Pistols and the Ramones and X, but I couldn't get enough of Stranglehold and, I will admit, most ashamedly, I always thought Great White Buffalo was one of the most powerful and reverential Native American protest songs EVAH WRITTEN!

Silly me. If my youthful infatuation with the abomination known as Theodocious Atrocious earns me half a millennium in Purgatory, I'll accept the time and serve it with humility and resignation.