I Didn't Come from No Monkey!

Looks like Dr. Pepper (the soda pop, not the famous evolutionary biologist) is in some hot water with the fundies.
It all started with an advertisement posted on Facebook Thursday afternoon. It was silly, as advertisements for bubbly sugar-water are wont to be, and depicted Dr Pepper turning a primate into a homo sapien with the power of its deliciousness — ”the evolution of flavor.” 
Did any you viewers home catch it? Did any of you catch the horrible thing? 
You got it folks — Dr Pepper said “evolution.” 
People got quite mad about this, you see, because evolution is obviously fake, and the people who are outraged over this attack on religious freedom have TAKEN TO THE INTERNET, because they cannot be bothered to get off their couches and storm an embassy.

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