Who do the Republicans get for the last night of their convention? Lyin' Paul Ryan, some old guy yelling at a chair and Mitt Rmoney.
Who do the Democrats get for the last night of theirs? Gabrielle Giffords, James Taylor,
Earth Wind & Fire*, Mary J. Blige, Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters, Scarlett Johansson, Caroline Kennedy, Eva Longoria (and many, many more), plus Jill Biden, Joe Biden and the Coolest Prez'nit Evar, Barack Obama.
*Earth, Wind and Fire was a late scratch, but only because their show is "too big" for the indoor arena.