Coolest President Evah Now Even Cooler

The coolest Preezy of the United Steezy evar penned the ultimate absence excuse note for a 5th-grader making a school day visit to the White House.
Epstein's mother's got nothing on Tyler Sullivan's father.

CORRECTION: This event did not occur at the White House. The president was visiting a Honeywell plant in Minnesota where the boy's father works.

1 comment:

  1. My favorite part about that? His stationary doesn't say anything except "The President." Yeah, that's right.