There's a kid from the local university (Cal Poly SLO) appearing on the Jeopardy! College Championships this week. He actually won tonight's episode in a runaway, but not before this classic exchange with host Alex Trebek...
ALEX: "This term is used when police are closely watching a suspect over a period of time."
WESTON MANGIN: "What is surveillance, Alex?"
ALEX: "That is correct. Pick again."
WESTON: [under his breath] "I hate surveillance."