Alan Simpson is one of the Very Important People of America. He was a senator from Wyoming -- pop. 544,000 -- longer (most likely) than you've been alive. President Obama appointed him co-chairman of the Very Important Presidential Commission on Deficit Reduction (aka "The Very Important How to Destroy Social Security Commission"). He is scheduled to testify before the Very Important US Senate on this Very Important Topic later today. But here's what he had to say last night on FOX News:
“This is a fakery,” Simpson said on Fox News. “If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that – I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!”
Good to know he's got his finger on the pulse of American pop culture. Pretty sure the Enema Man is supposed to be Eminem. Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg we all know, though you can be sure Alan Simpson doesn't actually spell "Dogg" with two Gs. Here's a photo of the Very Important Alan Simpson during that appearance on FOX.
Praise the Lord, there's video.
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