American fitness icon -- and Morro Bay, CA resident -- Jack LaLanne has died at age 96. He's probably showing off for God by towing boats in heaven.
"Billy Graham was for the hereafter. I'm for the here and now."When asked why he performed his many "feats of strength," LaLanne explained:
"Jesus, when he was on Earth, he was out there helping people, right? Why did he perform those miracles? To call attention to his profession. Why do you think I do these incredible feats ? To call attention to my profession!"
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