Going Out in Style

This JetBlue flight attendant finally reached the end of his rope...

A JetBlue flight attendant got into an argument with a passenger on a jetliner arriving at John F. Kennedy International Airport on Monday, cursed the passenger, grabbed a beer from the galley and then deployed an emergency exit slide and fled the plane, authorities said.

[...here's one of the classic exit lines of all time, spoken over the plane's intercom...]

"To the passenger who just called me a motherfucker, fuck you. I've been in this business 28 years, and I've had it."

{grabs beer, opens door, deploys emergency slide, departs plane}