Good Start

Just came from voting. I like to get in there early. For the first time I can remember, there were two precincts at my polling place. I wasn't sure which one was mine. When I asked the lady at the desk to help me figure it out, she cheerfully said, "Okay, you're the first one!"

"First one?" I asked, "Cool, I like being the first one to vote."

"Not the first one to vote," she replied. "You're the first one who doesn't know where he's going."

"D'oh!" Big laughs all around...

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