The Bobblespeak Translations offers up a hilarious alternative-universe transcript of last night's State of the Union Address (Caution: coarse language throughout)...
Obama: "Thank you very much. Greetings, Madam Speaker, Joe, Senators, House members, all Congresspersons - you goddamm worthless motherfuckers! All right anyone who is not a useless piece of shit can stay - everyone else leave the room."
[Biden stands up.]
Obama: "Joe you can stay too."
[Biden sits down.]
[Everyone else gets up to leave.]
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