Most Ridiculous Story of the Day

Sometimes you just have to wonder how many people signed off on an item like this...

The US Forest Service issued and then retracted a Labor Day warning advising hikers to “beware of campers in national forests drinking Tecate beer, eating tortillas and playing Spanish music” because “they could be armed marijuana growers.” A high-ranking Forest Service official in Colorado also identified people speaking Spanish and eating Spam or Tuna as “warning signs of possible drug trafficking.”

Clearly the Feds have ever met a marihuana trafficker, or they'd know those people eat Doritos.