8.12.2009

Sex Scandals: Not Just for Governors Anymore

Sort of amusing story of moral turpitude...

Staunch-Catholic and married-father-of-five Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino finds himself ensnared in a sex/extortion scandal and confesses to police that six years ago he hooked up with some trollop on a table at a restaurant after closing time...
Two weeks later, the married father of five gave Karen Cunagin Sypher $3,000 after she said she needed an abortion and didn't have health insurance, according to a summary of Pitino's July 12 statement to police.
"But wait!," sez Pitino's attorney, the money wasn't for the abortion, it was so that the woman could obtain medical coverage. Well, that's mighty thoughtful of Coach P, and in keeping with the Church's opposition to abortion, I might add, presumably keeping Pitino on the path to heaven.

The tawdry sex outside of marriage part? Not so much.

And who ever heard of a woman signing up for health insurance while pregnant and then having said insurance pay for the abortion?!? Isn't that what's known as a pre-existing condition?

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