All the usual features are there: holier-than-thou, sanctimonious Republican candidate caught in adulterous affair with acolyte; firm denials on the part of the contender; text messages and phone recoerds directly contradict the candidate's dismissals. The differnce this time? The candidate is a woman and she's been caught [allegedly] in a heterosexual affair. Make no mistake about it, Nikki Haley's got star power. She is (was?) all set to win the GOP nomination for governor of South Carolina. She has fellow sanctimonious Republican MILF hottie Sarah Palin on her side. But her habit of quoting scripture and thanking the Lord in public set her up for a fall from the get-go.