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WASHINGTON -- In an ominous sign of wavering GOP support for the White House's
Iraq strategy, two more Republican senators have called on President Bush to
begin planning the withdrawal of U.S. forces from Iraq.
Ohio Sen. George
Voinovich sent a letter to the president today, stressing the need for a
"comprehensive plan for our country's gradual military disengagement from Iraq."
And Indiana Sen. Richard Lugar, the widely respected former chairman of
the Foreign Relations Committee, Monday evening went to the floor of the Senate
to call on the president "to downsize the U.S. military's role in Iraq."
According to Lugar's spokesperson, this speech was "months in the making, weeks
in the writing". Yet Lugar stood with Bush against recent Democratic efforts to
force the president to change course in Iraq.
It's good he's found reason,
but Lugar made his move after Democratic efforts to force such change ended in
defeat. His speech will make waves, but it could've made a more practical
difference for our troops suffering in Iraq had he made it a few weeks
ago.
Still, I shouldn't complain. This is a good thing.

We open on the carpenter who must choose between replacing two severed
fingers: A middle finger for $60,000 or his ring finger for $12,000. Being
financially strapped with no health insurance and as Moore points out “a
romantic,” the patient ops for the discounted ring finger to be replaced.We
learn of the girl, unconscious in a car wreck, who was denied reimbursement
benefits because she didn’t call to request permission for an ambulance, as her
HMO requires.We see a young man casually stitching up a huge gash in his own leg
with thread to avoid another enormous medical bill.But this is not just a film
of individual horror stories.Moore does not focus on the fifty million Americans
who do not have any health insurance.Instead he focuses on the millions who
do.

Cheney has changed history more than once, earning his reputation as the
nation's most powerful vice president. His impact has been on public display in
the arenas of foreign policy and homeland security, and in a long-running battle
to broaden presidential authority. But he has also been the unseen hand behind
some of the president's major domestic initiatives.
Scores of interviews with
advisers to the president and vice president, as well as with other senior
officials throughout the government, offer a backstage view of how the Bush
White House operates. The president is "the decider," as Bush puts it, but the
vice president often serves up his menu of choices.
Cheney led a group that
winnowed the president's list of potential Supreme Court nominees. Cheney
resolved a crisis in the space program after the Columbia shuttle disaster.
Cheney fashioned a controversial truce between the legislative and executive
branches -- and averted resignations at the top of the Justice Department and
the FBI -- over the right of law enforcement authorities to investigate
political corruption in Congress.
And it was Cheney who served as the
guardian of conservative orthodoxy on budget and tax matters. He shaped and
pushed through Bush's tax cuts, blunting the influence of Federal Reserve
Chairman Alan Greenspan, a longtime friend, and of Cabinet rivals he had played
a principal role in selecting. He managed to overcome the president's
"compassionate conservative" resistance to multiple breaks for the wealthy. He
even orchestrated a decision to let a GOP senator switch parties -- giving
control of the chamber to Democrats -- rather than meet the senator's demand for
billions of dollars in new spending.
Ok, we’re pretty sure Bush is lying about something or other, but, uh… Dick?
What the hell are you doing? Just… creepily hanging out in the bushes? There’s a
press conference going on, for chrissakes! You’re freaking out poor Jessica
Yellin!
We are going to have nightmares about this for a week. The Vice
President is from a goddamn David Lynch dream sequence.
[Via TPM
Cafe, who somehow pretend this shit isn’t the scariest video they’ve ever
seen]
As well as this photo montage from Wonkette's "Creepy Cheney Image Database Archives ™"



"On Thursday, during House votes, a very angry Rep. Heath Shuler (D-N.C.)
had some distinctly non-collegial words for Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas)," Emily
Heil reports for Roll Call's "Heard on the Hill." "The words 'gutless,'
'chickens--t' and 'thief' were flung."
The paper reports, "Shuler, a former
NFL quarterback, was spotted towering over a seated Gohmert, wagging a finger in
his face during the heated session, spies tell HOH."

The main market area in Baghdad has been bombed repeatedly. Burned out
hulks of buildings and cars can be seen all around. But the shops are still open
and bustling nearly every day. Indeed, one of the most efficient government
services here is bomb cleanup. In some cases, shopping areas re-open only a
couple of hours after an attack, with the streets swept clean.
Lara Logan is a news reporter, a real live journalist. She is Chief International Correspondent for CBS News, and she's been providing some of the most compelling, in-depth reporting to come out of Iraq since near before the war began. Check out this clip from an appearance on CNN's "Reliable Sources," in which she comments on war reporting in general and, more particularly, her recent story regarding the rescue of some two dozen Iraqi orphans held in horrifying, Abu Ghraib-like conditions.LARA LOGAN, CBS CHIEF INTERNATIONAL CORRESPONDENT (voice over): Inside the building, a government-run orphanage for special needs children, they found more emaciated little bodies tied to their cribs, kept this way for more than a
month, according to the soldiers called in to rescue the 24 boys.
STAFF SGT. MICHAEL BEALE, U.S. ARMY: I saw children that you could see literally every bone
in their body, they were so skinny, had no energy to move whatsoever, no
expression on their face.

According to this quite
hilarious article in the San Francisco Chronicle, the California GOP has
hired as its chief operating officer, an Australian national who the Department
of Homeland Security has been trying to deport for repeated immigration
violations. As recently as Februrary, Michael Kamburowski, was working, rather
haplessly, as a real estate agent in the Domincan Republic until he "ran away
without mentioning anything to us," according to his one-time boss, Rico Pester,
the owner of Re/Max Island Realty, in the resort town of Punta Cana. (Said his Re/Max
bio: "With his attention to detail, laid-back yet professional approach, and
sense of humor, Michael will smoothen the road to your dream property in Punta
Cana.")

Why anyone ever thought this was a good idea is beyond me. Someone who gets
in trouble with drugs presumably needs to start making better choices -- like,
say, finishing school. This is a particularly important issue for community
college students, many of whom are non-traditional and really struggling to move
in a more positive direction. Getting rid of the question is good. Getting rid
of the law would be better.






Wading into an age-old debate, researchers have found that firstborn
children are smarter than their siblings — and the reason is not genetics, but
the way their parents treat them, according to a study published today.
The study of 240,000 Norwegian men in the journal Science found the IQs of
firstborns were 2 to 3 points higher than that of younger siblings. (The average
IQ is 100.)
Though that may not sound like a lot, experts said even a few IQ points
could make a big difference over the course of a lifetime — and set firstborns
on a trajectory for success.
UC Berkeley researcher Frank J. Sulloway, who wrote a commentary
accompanying the study, said 2 to 3 IQ points could translate to an added 20 to
30 points on an SAT college entrance exam.
"You go to a certain school, meet a famous professor, and the next thing
you know, you've gone on to medical school, made a great discovery and won the
Nobel Prize," said Sulloway, who writes about family dynamics and personality
development.



Translation: We can accept advertising of sexual devices if they are
advertised as benefiting men. But if they insinuate something as crazy as the
concept that men should respect women’s bodies, health, and choices, then
they’re way out of line.
The good news is that the gloves are off. The
networks are cowering because they’re scared to death of anti-choicers writing
in and bitching about the idea that sluts should escape their due punishment for
having sex. Make no mistake, this is not about the fetuses. Not even the most
crazy anti-choicer can convince himself that condoms kill babies. The idea of
preventing unwanted pregnancy—and therefore preventing abortion, actually—is the
source of the angst. Once more with feeling: It’s not about the babies, it’s
about punishing women for having sex.


When are you finally going to get it?
When are you Lakers fans finally going to realize that Kobe Bryant doesn't
like you nearly as much as you like him?
When are you going to get it into your painfully loyal souls that Bryant
has taken everything you believe about him, casually wadded it up and tossed it
on the floor as he heads out of town?You're not his soul mate, you're his sweat
towel.
He has trivialized your loyalty, toyed with your faith and trampled on your
tradition.And still you beg the Lakers not to trade him?
When are you finally going to get it?
Bryant just doesn't want to leave the Lakers, he wants to leave you.
You, the guy from El Monte who spends his tax refund on a one-tenth share
of an upper-bowl season ticket? Bryant has publicly and repeatedly devalued your
investment.
You, the woman from Torrance with the oversized No. 24 jersey? Bryant has
publicly and repeatedly damaged the credibility of that uniform.
And, you, the Riverside father and son who can't afford tickets but cheer
for all the Lakers on television? Bryant has publicly and repeatedly ripped
those players.

…“Here . . . comes . . . that famous General Taguba—of the Taguba report!”
Rumsfeld declared, in a mocking voice. The meeting was attended by Paul
Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld’s deputy; Stephen Cambone, the Under-Secretary of Defense
for Intelligence; General Richard Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
(J.C.S.); and General Peter Schoomaker, the Army chief of staff, along with
Craddock and other officials. Taguba, describing the moment nearly three years
later, said, sadly, “I thought they wanted to know. I assumed they wanted to
know. I was ignorant of the setting.”
”In the meeting, the officials professed ignorance about Abu Ghraib. “Could you
tell us what happened?” Wolfowitz asked. Someone else asked, “Is it abuse or
torture?” At that point, Taguba recalled, “I described a naked detainee lying on
the wet floor, handcuffed, with an interrogator shoving things up his rectum,
and said, ‘That’s not abuse. That’s torture.’ There was quiet.”



[Giuliani] cited "previous time commitments" in a letter explaining his decision
to
quit, and a look at his schedule suggests why -- the sessions at times
conflicted with Giuliani's lucrative speaking tour that garnered him $11.4
million in 14 months.
Ravenel in April was named the state chairman for former New York Mayor
Rudolph Giuliani’s presidential campaign.

The central purpose of the book is to examine what has happened to the United
States for the last six years under the Bush presidency. That is the "Bush
legacy" -- our national character and national identity have been fundamentally
degraded, our moral standing and credibility in the world eroded to previously
unthinkable depths, our government engaged in the very behavior which, for
decades, we have collectively deplored, our trust in America's governmental and
journalistic institutions reduced virtually to zero, and our country placed on a
plainly unsustainable course as a result of the militarized, imperial role we
are choosing to play in the world.At the heart of this process lies a
binary moralistic view of the world, one which seeks to define every conflict
and political challenge, both foreign and domestic, as a battle of Good versus
Evil. The crux of this mindset is the continuous identification of an Enemy, one
which embodies Evil and which must be stopped, typically destroyed, at all
costs. No competing considerations, no rational arguments, no counter-balancing
objectives, not even constraints of reality or resources, can compete with the
moral imperative of this mission. The mission of destroying Evil trumps all.And the converse then also falls comfortably into place: those who seek to
destroy Evil -- whether it be America, or President Bush, or the right-wing
political faction that has supported the Bush presidency -- are, by definition,
the embodiment of Good. Thus, whatever steps they take, whatever instruments
they employ in service of their mission, are intrinsically justifiable because,
by definition, they are employed in service of the Good.It is this mindset, more than any other single cause, that has driven us to embrace extraordinary policies and truly radical beliefs that are as ill-considered and incoherent as they are destructive. This is the "moral reasoning" which led us to invade and indefinitely occupy Iraq, to vest previously unimaginable power in the President, to allow our country to become symbolized by orange-jumpsuit-clad, shackled and leashed detainees locked away and brutally maltreated in lawless prisons around the world, and which has brought us to the brink of still new wars in the Middle East, most alarmingly with Iran. It is this reasoning which has rendered our country virtually unrecognizable, and has placed us on a course which simply cannot be sustained.
And whatever else one might want to say about the President, there is no denying that his presidency has been extraordinarily consequential. For better or worse, the legacy of George W. Bush is the legacy of the United States. And the only meaningful political question, one that imbues every specific political debate, is whether we want to continue and extend that legacy, or fundamentally abandon it so that we can begin to reverse its consequences. The overriding objective in writing this book was to shed as much light as possible on the Bush legacy in order to induce a much-needed examination of these questions.


Take the Pleistocene Epoch. Most scientists know it as the ice age and date it
back at least 1.6 million years. But Conservapedia calls it "a theorized period
of time" — a theory contradicted, according to the entry, by "multiple lines of
evidence" indicating that the Earth is less than 10,000 years old, as described
in the Book of Genesis.
A hike in minimum wage is referred to as "a controversial manoeuvre that
increases the incentive for young people to drop out of school.
Politics:
Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (b. 1947). She "may suffer from a psychological
condition that would raise questions about her fitness for office" — namely,
"clinical narcissism," Conservapedia asserts. Evidence of her instability
includes her "ever-changing opinion of the Iraq war."
Their entry on kangaroos, for instance, says that, "like all modern animals . .
. kangaroos are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern
kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great
Flood."
You may not recognize the word "baramin." It's a 20th-century
creationist neologism that refers to the species God placed on earth during
Creation Week. Special for kids: I wouldn't use that word on the biology final.
Although maybe your parents could sue the local school board for failing to
teach the Book of Genesis in science class.
More on Conserva-kangaroos:
"After the Flood, these kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to
Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land with lower
sea levels during the post-flood ice age, or before the supercontinent of Pangea
broke apart, or if they rafted on mats of vegetation torn up by the receding
flood waters."

I was doing some research on the economy, and I discovered something
interesting. Of all the items listed below, the price of only one item has gone
way down since Bush took office. Everything else has become much more
expensive.
Dozen eggs
Gallon of
Gasoline
Health
Care
Gallon
of Milk
Ear of corn
8-ball
of cocaine
College Tuition
Loaf of bread

CHULA VISTA, CALIF. — When too many parents fell behind on paying for school
lunches, the Chula Vista Elementary School District decided to get tough — on
the children.They told students with deadbeat parents that they had only one
lunch choice: a cheese sandwich.The sandwich, served on whole wheat bread, came
with a clear message: Tell your parents to pay up — or no more pizza and burgers
for you.The cheese sandwich, they say, has become a badge of shame for the children, who
get teased about it by their classmates. One student cried when her macaroni and
cheese was replaced with a sandwich. A little girl hid in a restroom to avoid
getting one. Many of the sandwiches end up untouched or tossed whole in the
garbage. Sometimes kids pound them to pieces.

And there is an opportunity cost to the military. As Eisenhower pointed out so
eloquently, every dollar spent on the military is a dollar that could have been
spent helping someone who needed it - feeding the hungry, teaching those who
need schooling, caring for the sick, or even just repairing roads or building
high speed Internet so the US stops falling behind other 1st world nations.
A
modern military is almost always a huge burden on the state and the people of
the state. It produces nothing. It is nothing but a money suck. Sometimes it’s
necessary - some nations really are in danger of being invaded. Other states
have problems with internal order that require them to have an army to put down
parts of their own population (Turkey and the Kurds, for example).
But the US
doesn’t have any possibility of being invaded; doesn’t need an army for internal
order (and is forbidden to use it for that purpose in any case); and is running
significant trade; government and balance of payment deficits. Entitlements are
currently under pressure, with much talk, still, in elite circles of ‘reforming”
both social security and Medicare. And in this context, folks, reform always
means providing less and taxing more.


My country seems on the verge of making a historical mistake, one that will
forever change the political dynamic which has governed the world since the end
of the Second World War; namely, the foundation of international law as set
forth in the United Nations Charter, which calls for the peaceful resolution of
problems between nations. My government has set forth on a policy of unilateral
intervention that runs contrary to the letter and intent of the United Nations
Charter.
The consequences of such action are not only dire in terms of their
near-term consequences as measured by death, destruction and lost opportunities,
but also the long-term global destabilization that will result in the rejection
of an international law by the world’s most powerful nation. As someone who
counts himself as a fervent patriot and a good citizen of the United States of
America, I feel I cannot stand by idly while my country behaves in such a
fashion.
[…]
My government is making a case for war against Iraq that is
built upon the rhetoric of fear and ignorance as opposed to the reality of truth
and fact.
IRAN has threatened to launch a missile blitz against the Gulf states and plunge
the entire Middle East into war if America attacks its nuclear
facilities.
Admiral Ali Shamkhani, a senior defence adviser to the supreme
leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, warned that Gulf states providing the US with
military cooperation would be the key targets of a barrage of ballistic
missiles.
